Ring Ring

So, as we were in San Francisco (like 2 months ago) my co-workers and I decided to prep ourselves for the trade show by drinking....heavily. We went bar hopping after dining at an Indian restaurant the first night we were there. Adam ended up stealing the show and below I have compiled a list of what he did (or caused the rest of us to do):

• Not only did he drink the most, but he almost got me in a fight with a man.
• Since he was feeling a little under the weather, Sara ad I decided to ride back to our hotel with him. (We didn't want him wandering SF under his condition. He might have gotten himself lost).
• Almost throwing up in the cab on our way to the hotel. He lowered the window the whole way (and it was really, really cold) and literally kept the air blowing in his face while Sara and I were freezing our butts off.
  
• He blew Sara and I off when we asked him if he was okay or if he needed a bag or needed the cab driver to pull over. All he said was "STOP TALKING TO ME!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!"
  
• In the lobby of our hotel, there was a table with a 50's phone. So, taking advantage of his condition and while waiting for the elevator, we asked him to pick up the phone and pretend as if he was talking to someone. We then took a picture of him:

• We walked him to his room (which was next to ours) and we asked if he needed anything or if he needed help. He replied "I have a date with Hewie for the night! Leave me alone." (Hilarious. Hewie is the toilet by the way)

So because of his remarkable drinking capabilities, The Yoana Show goes to Adam. Great Job!

The Beggining Episode....

So right now you might be wondering "Why did she call it The Yoana Show?" The purpose of this first post is to elaborate on why Sarita Guey has given me this nickname.

The beginning episode started in San Francisco while working a Trade Show. I basically met my new best friend...Rose Champagne. Thanks to her, the outcome of the night was a blur (at least to me) and unforgettable to those that were there. I remember being at the W's bar...thanks to a picture taken there.

Thereafter, we went to a Vietnamese restaurant. I don't remember ever leaving The W, getting in a cab, and walking into that restaurant. So Sara ordered my food, Chicken Fried Rice (since she knows what's up and I end up liking everything she orders). Below, I have listed a few Highlights of the Quotes I apparently said and a few things I did that got me this title:

• Pouring soda into Justin's beer...repeatedly. Funny thing is he kept drinking it.
  
• Thinking a salty dipping sauce was a soup. So I sipped it even though Sara kept saying "No. Don't drink that. Look at me, its like ketchup!" So after I tasted how salty it was, I acted out all cool and dipped my chicken in it and said "See. I know what it's for."
• Spilled a lot of glasses of water and got Liz and Adam wet.
• Saying "Wapam Wapam" really loudly while thrusting violently into the air and a co-worker.
  
• Yelling "I'm anemic motherfucker!!!!" to Eddie.
• Signing Sara's bill under her name.
• Asking for Sake. Adam then said, "This is a Vietnamese restaurant. They don't have Sake." And I repsonded "They don't know that!"
  

Below I have included a picture that was taken at the restaurant during The Yoana Show:

So, from this past experience, I have decided to pass on The Yoana Show to those that have done something funny or have acted ridiculously in my presence. Good Luck!!!!