Ring Ring

So, as we were in San Francisco (like 2 months ago) my co-workers and I decided to prep ourselves for the trade show by drinking....heavily. We went bar hopping after dining at an Indian restaurant the first night we were there. Adam ended up stealing the show and below I have compiled a list of what he did (or caused the rest of us to do):

• Not only did he drink the most, but he almost got me in a fight with a man.
• Since he was feeling a little under the weather, Sara ad I decided to ride back to our hotel with him. (We didn't want him wandering SF under his condition. He might have gotten himself lost).
• Almost throwing up in the cab on our way to the hotel. He lowered the window the whole way (and it was really, really cold) and literally kept the air blowing in his face while Sara and I were freezing our butts off.
  
• He blew Sara and I off when we asked him if he was okay or if he needed a bag or needed the cab driver to pull over. All he said was "STOP TALKING TO ME!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!"
  
• In the lobby of our hotel, there was a table with a 50's phone. So, taking advantage of his condition and while waiting for the elevator, we asked him to pick up the phone and pretend as if he was talking to someone. We then took a picture of him:

• We walked him to his room (which was next to ours) and we asked if he needed anything or if he needed help. He replied "I have a date with Hewie for the night! Leave me alone." (Hilarious. Hewie is the toilet by the way)

So because of his remarkable drinking capabilities, The Yoana Show goes to Adam. Great Job!