The Beggining Episode....

So right now you might be wondering "Why did she call it The Yoana Show?" The purpose of this first post is to elaborate on why Sarita Guey has given me this nickname.

The beginning episode started in San Francisco while working a Trade Show. I basically met my new best friend...Rose Champagne. Thanks to her, the outcome of the night was a blur (at least to me) and unforgettable to those that were there. I remember being at the W's bar...thanks to a picture taken there.

Thereafter, we went to a Vietnamese restaurant. I don't remember ever leaving The W, getting in a cab, and walking into that restaurant. So Sara ordered my food, Chicken Fried Rice (since she knows what's up and I end up liking everything she orders). Below, I have listed a few Highlights of the Quotes I apparently said and a few things I did that got me this title:

• Pouring soda into Justin's beer...repeatedly. Funny thing is he kept drinking it.
  
• Thinking a salty dipping sauce was a soup. So I sipped it even though Sara kept saying "No. Don't drink that. Look at me, its like ketchup!" So after I tasted how salty it was, I acted out all cool and dipped my chicken in it and said "See. I know what it's for."
• Spilled a lot of glasses of water and got Liz and Adam wet.
• Saying "Wapam Wapam" really loudly while thrusting violently into the air and a co-worker.
  
• Yelling "I'm anemic motherfucker!!!!" to Eddie.
• Signing Sara's bill under her name.
• Asking for Sake. Adam then said, "This is a Vietnamese restaurant. They don't have Sake." And I repsonded "They don't know that!"
  

Below I have included a picture that was taken at the restaurant during The Yoana Show:

So, from this past experience, I have decided to pass on The Yoana Show to those that have done something funny or have acted ridiculously in my presence. Good Luck!!!!